The Secret to LongevityPG-RatedA passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all. "This is absolutely amazing at your age!!", says the passerby. "How old are you?" "Twenty Four" December 19, 2004 408 |
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