Blonde in a Pharmacy
PG-Rated
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant...
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Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology
R-Rated
Grieving widow faces uphill legal Battle against President
WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama During a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning That she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing Pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and Compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
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Erie Predictions
PG-Rated
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying 'God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.'
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A Golf Genie
R-Rated
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf...Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
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Government Job
PG-Rated
A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.
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Jewish Buddhism
G-Rated
Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl. Unless, of course, you have the closet space in the master bedroom.
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Magician & Parrot
R-Rated
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem:
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Switched
R-Rated
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
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Angel in a Box [PIC]
PG-Rated
You know that I normally don't send these mushy things, but there was just something about this one that I had to share with you... Heaven has sent you an Angel in a box......
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Black Panties
PG-Rated
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? [PIC]
PG-Rated
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Fun with Telemarketers
PG-Rated
In the past year, telemarketers have become a bigger nuisance in my life than ever before. At first I would just hang up on them. The calls kept coming. Then I started to ask to be taken off their calling lists. The calls kept coming. I got angrier and angrier but...The calls kept coming.
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