Pierre, zee fighter pilot!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are
you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. " I am Pierre, zee fighter
pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
on her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing now ?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre,
zee fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our hero stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, zee fighter pilot! If I
go down, I go down in flames!