It Pays to Know GermanG-RatedAn Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have s*** in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!" August 4, 2010 2065 |
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