Hot

You know it's hot when:

1. The best parking spots are determined by SHADE......NOT DISTANCE.

2. Hot water comes out of BOTH taps.

3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

4. The temp drops below 80 and you feel a little chilly.

5. You discover that you CAN get sunburned through your car window.

6. You discover that, in July, it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

7. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

8. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 AM.

9. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out, end up lying on the pavement & COOK to death?"

10. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

11. The birds are using pot holders to get worms out of the ground.

12. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add salt & pepper.

13. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

14. The cows are giving evaporated milk.

15. The trees are whistling for the dogs.