Honda

A man was suffering from a terrible infliction. Every time he passed gas, it said "Honda". The man went to several specialists and none could figure it out. The man's wife was getting rather upset over the whole deal and insisted he try to find help.

Finally, one day, the man's friend said jokingly, "Well if it says 'Honda' every time you pass gas, why don't you go to the Honda dealership and see if they'll give you a job in advertising!"

The man realized that his friend might have an idea. He went to the Honda dealership and explained his problem. The sales manager told the man to wait a minute while he made a call to the Honda manufacturer's doctor. After a brief call, the sales manager looked at the man and smiled. "I think I have found the answer for you. Have you been to the dentist lately?"

The man looked kind of surprised and said, "No. Why?"

The salesman replied, "Well I just talked to the Japanese doctor at the Honda plant, and he said he thinks you have an abscess tooth."

The man looked puzzled and asked, "Well what did he say?"

The sales manager looked at him and said, "The Japanese doctor said it was simple:

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Abscess makes the fart go 'Honda!'"