Financial DefinitionsG-RatedBULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A person whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. March 6, 2009 1778 |
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