Confucius SayPG-RatedMan with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Learn to masturbate, it come in handy Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time Good for man to meet lady in park, better for man to park meat in lady Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. October 29, 2008 1683 |
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