Cocoa & Viagra

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A young man was visiting his grandfather in the old folks home. It was getting late, and the grandfather said, "Well, time for bed. Gotta go get my cocoa and Viagra."

As the grandfather shuffled off, the young man grabbed a nurse in the hall and asked her, "Does he really get cocoa and Viagra every night?"

"Yep, every night," she replied.

"Why?" he asked.

"Well, the cocoa calms him down before bed," she replied." And the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed."

May 26, 2009 1858

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