Animals Are Really People in Disguise...

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WHAT PART OF QUIET DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND??

EVERYONE NEEDS TO FEEL SECURE....

COULDN'T HELP IT MA, THAT FIRST STEP IS A KILLER..

NOW WHAT DO I DO???

IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE, I JUST KNOW IT!!

I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED.............

MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!

THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

Just in case nobody has smiled at you today ? Watch Me!!! (Allow a few seconds)

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