June 30, 2009

Erie Predictions


A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying 'God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.'

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June 29, 2009

Where you live ...


You Live in California when...

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June 28, 2009

A Golf Genie


A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf...Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

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June 27, 2009

Government Job


A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.

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June 26, 2009

Jewish Buddhism


Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl. Unless, of course, you have the closet space in the master bedroom.

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June 25, 2009

Magician & Parrot


A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem:

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June 24, 2009



A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.

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June 23, 2009

Angel in a Box [PIC]


You know that I normally don't send these mushy things, but there was just something about this one that I had to share with you... Heaven has sent you an Angel in a box......

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June 22, 2009

Black Panties


Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.

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June 21, 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road? [PIC]


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June 20, 2009

License Plate [PIC]


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June 19, 2009

Sex in the Office [PIC]


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June 18, 2009

Fun with Telemarketers


In the past year, telemarketers have become a bigger nuisance in my life than ever before. At first I would just hang up on them. The calls kept coming. Then I started to ask to be taken off their calling lists. The calls kept coming. I got angrier and angrier but...The calls kept coming.

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June 17, 2009

Analogies and Metaphors


Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays:

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June 16, 2009

Housekeeping Hints for Real Women


The Good Housekeeping Way #1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

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June 15, 2009

Transporation in Heaven


Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

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June 14, 2009

Hot tubbin [PIC]


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June 13, 2009

Only in America [PIC]


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Men Washing Stuff


One day, my "housework-challenged" husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

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June 11, 2009

One of those days [PIC]


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June 10, 2009

A Daughter's Prayer [PIC]


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June 9, 2009

Dear Abby


Dear Abby:

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June 8, 2009

Higher Math for Men and Women


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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June 7, 2009

Bad Stained Glass [PIC]


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June 6, 2009

That Was Not in the Brochure! [PIC]


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June 5, 2009

Tips for Cats



Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

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June 4, 2009

Why do we have pets?


A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis provides the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

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June 3, 2009

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies


•    During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

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June 2, 2009

Handling Phone Company Solicitation


One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. This particular call happened to be from AT&T and it went something like this:

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June 1, 2009

The Worm


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

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