Women and Horses

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In a press release today, the National Institutes of Health announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, "amo-bacter equuii," has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

a. reluctance to cook
b. reluctance to perform housework
c. reluctance to wear any footwear but boots
d. reluctance to work except in support of a horse
e. craving for physical contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by amo-bacter equuii, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

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