Why Old Folks Don't Have Babies

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With the miracle of fertility treatments, a woman was able to have a baby at the age of 65. When she was discharged from hospital, her relatives came to visit.

"Can we see the baby?" they asked.

"Not yet, " said the 65 year old mother.

Twenty minutes later, they asked again.

"Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," said the mother.

Another twenty minutes later, they asked again.

"Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," said the mother.

Growing very impatient, they said.

"Well, when can we see the baby then ?"

"When it cries."

"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries? "

"Because I forgot where I put it."

March 11, 2007

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