Who's The Best?PG-RatedThree old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end." The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then mad passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes." The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours." The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?' "I wiped my hands on the drapes." September 3, 2008 1639 |
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