Who's First?

Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man Lord?"

"A flawed creature with many bad traits, he'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be witless and revel in childish things,like fighting and kicking a ball around. He looks silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great" says Eve, with a raised eyebrow. "So, what's the catch?"

"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring.....So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret....................."

"You know............woman to woman."