WHERE is my SUNDAY PAPER?

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"WHERE is my SUNDAY PAPER?" demanded the loud, irate customer while calling the newspaper office.

"Ma'am," responded the newspaper employee politely, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper won't be delivered until tomorrow....on Sunday."

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter:

"Well, shit! So that's why no one was at church today."

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