What flavor is this?

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A College Professor was doing a study testing the senses of First Graders using a bowl of Life Savers. He gave all the children the same kind of Life Saver one at a time and asked them to identify them by flavor and color. The children began to say:

Red................Cherry
Yellow............Lemon
Green..............Lime
Orange............Orange

Finally the Professor gave them all honey flavored Life Savers. After eating them for a few moments none of the of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror and yelled "Everyone, spit them out, they're assholes!"

April 25, 2009 1827

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