Water

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later....

“Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later:

"Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......

"D! ! aaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

May 6, 2006

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