Watch Your HealthG-RatedIt's a relief to know the truth after all those The Japanese eat relatively little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink relatively little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. October 27, 2004 353 |
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