VERY non-PC Q and A

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A. They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One..Men will screw anything.

Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

Q. Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A. Because so many men fake foreplay.

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

Q. What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A. One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's clitoris?
A. A man will spend 20 minutes looking for the golf ball.

Q. What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus?
A. One is a cunning array of stunts......

Q. How do you surprise Helen Keller?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q. Why did God create man?
A. Because you can't cut the grass with a vibrator.