Updated Lyrics

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin :
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits :
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr :
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

Roberta Flack:
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash :
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon:
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores :
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye :
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem:
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer :
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations :
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba:
Dent ure Queen.

Tony Orlando :
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy :
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore:
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson :
On the Commode Again