University of Texas Math

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The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 4%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything except my earrings."

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