Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf, But Aren't

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10. Damn ... my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired .
1. Hold up ... I need to wash my balls first.

August 23, 2009 1946

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