Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But at the Office, Aren't

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10. I need to whip it out by 5.

  9.  Mind if I use your laptop?
  8.  Just stick it in my box.
  7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
  6.  I want it on my desk,  NOW!!!!!
  5.  HMMMMMMMMM ... I think it's out of fluid!
  4.  My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  3.  It's an entry level position.
  2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  1.  It's not fair ... I do all the work while he just sits there!!!


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