Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they have seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like that dream you always have.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in but I left my wallet in my trousers."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And... drum roll, please! ... the Number One reason to go to work naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:30 sharp!"