Tonto

An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo crap in the other. He says to the waiter "Me want coffee."

The waiter says "Sure Chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of crap, throws it in the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and the bucket of buffalo crap in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about anyway?"

The Indian says, "Me in training for government job, drink coffee..shoot the crap. and disappear for rest of day."