TOILET STALL WISDOMPG-RatedFriends don't let friends take home ugly men. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Beauty is only a light switch away. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy
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