Three Hillbillies

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Three Hillbillies are sitting n a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!She bought an air conditioner."

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one f them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "Why's that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "What's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly: "You idjits! She ain't got no pecker!"

August 15, 2006

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