Things Change

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It's funny how, as we get older, our priorities change.

The other morning I awoke to see my wife standing beside the bed dressed in very skimpy underwear and holding several pieces of velvet rope.

"Tie me up and you can do anything you want", she purred.

So I tied her up and went fishing.

July 12, 2005

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