The Wedding Night

At 95 years of age, James marries LouAnne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is quite old, LouAnne decides that after their wedding she and James should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities LouAnne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is James, her 95 year old groom, ready for action.

They "unite as one." All goes well; James takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's James.

Again, he is ready for action. Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, LouAnne consents to more conjugal bliss. When the love-birds are done, James kisses his bride, bids her a goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but James is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old and ready for more passion. Again they enjoy one another. But as James prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I'm thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, James."

James, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says: "You mean I was here already?"