The Washcloth

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, and as children are full of questions he asked his mother what was the hair between her legs?

She saw no need to elaborate so responded, 'It's... it's my washcloth'.

A few weeks later and shortly after the birth of his new little sister, the young boy walked in on his mother again. But while she was in the hospital the Doctor had shaved off all her pubic hair, and so the boy asked his mother: 'What happened to your washcloth?'

The mother this time responded, 'Honey, I lost it, but I'll find it again soon'.

So the little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later he went running up to his mother, very excited and yelling 'I found your washcloth!'

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the game.She said, 'Where did you find it? It's so wonderful you helped mommy, now tell her where it is?'

And the little boy answered, 'The maid has it - she's washing daddy's face with it.'