THE TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR

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14. Pass My Shotgun
13. Psychotic Mood Shift
12. Pack My Stuff
11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

10. Perpetual Munching Spree
9. Puffy Mid-Section
8. People Make me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
And the number one thing PMS stands for......

Who Cares? I'm not in the mood to play this crap anymore!!

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