The three bears - another version

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.

He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up.

It was Mummy Bear who made all the beds and washed all of the clothes.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.

It was Mummy Bear who set the table.

It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish.

And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time......

I HAVEN'T MADE THE FRIG'N PORRIDGE YET!!"