The Terrorist and the CorkR-RatedTwo terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I regret I cannot", lamented the first. "It is permanently stuck in my butt" "I do not understand," said the other. The first says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?" February 6, 2009 1755 |
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