The Sound of SilencePG-RatedAn Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening. " "I did all right, " the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know, " says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car? " "Oh, thank heavens, " sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf. " 11132
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