The sheep and the girlfriend

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Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

Kris says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

February 8, 2006

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