THE OIL SHORTAGE

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

  • Alaska
  • California
  • Oklahoma
  • Texas

But our DIPSTICKS are located in

  • Washington D.C.

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