The Mammogram

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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and giggling with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and breast exam and the doctor said that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

Her husband said, "What did he have to say about your 55 year old ass?"

The wife replied... "Actually your name never came up."

April 28, 2004

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