The GenieR-RatedMonica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims. "No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." POOF!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone! 11531
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