The EulogyPG-RatedShe married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time she had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her, he thanked The Lord for this loving woman and said, " Lord they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, " I think he means her legs." October 18, 2008 1676 |
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