The Dentist

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A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."

Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

Man: "Yes, I know."

Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"

Man: "Well, the light was on...."

July 4, 2009 1897

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