TGIF

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The other day, I was getting into an elevator. As I entered, a blonde woman already inside greeted me by saying,

"T - G - I - F."

I smiled at her and replied, "S - H - I - T."

She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, "T - G - I- F."

I acknowledged her remark once more by answering, "S - H - I - T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said to me as sweetly as possibly, "T - G - I - F" one more time.

Then I smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical statement, "S - H - I - T."

The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, "T - G - I - F, Thank God It's Friday.....get it?"

I answered back, "S - H - I - T....... Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

February 23, 2006

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