Texas BabyPG-RatedA Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a "typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. A women faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth?" The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." January 4, 2007 1104 |
Home Forwarded Funnies In Your Mailbox Subscribe to the Forwarded Funnies Update mailing list, and each time a new item is posted, you'll get notified by email. Just click on the link in the notification email (why?), and you'll get your daily laugh. It's just that simple. |
|
|
Email's primary purpose seems to be quick and easy distribution of humor. Where do jokes come from? Who knows? But sooner or later, the jokes stop here. |