Surgeons

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the State of Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later, he won a Gold Medal in field events at the Olympics!"

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour! All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States!"