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A 92 year-old man goes to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor sees the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At a follow up visit the doctor says: "You're really doing great lately, aren't you?"

The old man replies: "Just doing what you said Doctor. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!"

The Doctor says: "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

August 30, 2009 1953

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