Some thoughts...G-RatedI got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? April 1, 2009 1803 |
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