Some thoughts...

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I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

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