Sisters

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Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.

She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "was I getting in or out of the bath?". The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, "was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful". She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door".

May 7, 2009 1839

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