Signs of the Times II

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Veterinarian's Office sign: "All unattended children will be given a free kitten"

Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

In a Veterinarian's Office: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive."

Lot outside Veterinarian's Office: "Parking for Customers Only, all others will be Neutered."

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