ShipwreckedPG-RatedA Kentuckian , a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kentuckian. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kentuckian took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kentuckian had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Kentuckian started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" 405
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