Satan and the Old ManG-RatedA few minutes before church services start, everyone is sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, in a flash of light and a puff of smoke, Satan appears. The people scream and run out, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate. In seconds everyone is gone except for one elderly gentleman sitting calmly in his pew. Satan walks up to the old man and says, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replies, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asks. "Nope," says the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asks Satan "Don't doubt it for a minute." "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?" persists Satan. "Yep." "And you're still not afraid "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asks, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" "Been married to your sister for 48 years." 243
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